《功夫熊猫》电影台词誊抄本

[一位隐藏在飘逸的长袍和宽边帽下的神秘大侠,带着他的手杖穿过巨湖上方的一座桥]
旁白(阿宝) [画外音] 传说中,有一名传奇武林高手。他的武艺早已成为传说。他在江湖四处流浪,寻找对手。
[大侠走近他面前耸立的酒馆。大侠的出现惊动了正在骚扰兔子店小二的恶霸们,他们默默地盯着大侠经过他们,来到一张桌子旁并坐下。当大侠开始进食时,他们包围了他]
恶霸头目 你好像很爱吃哦,你不如吃我一拳吧! [拳头砸在桌子上]
旁白(阿宝) 大侠在吃东西,所以没回话。 [他举起他的爪子] 他终于吞下食物, [大侠吞咽] 然后说:
传奇大侠 废话少说,放马过来!
[大侠拳打脚踢,恶霸们向各个方向飞去。]
旁白(阿宝) 他的杀气太重,对手看到他的英姿,就会变瞎!
猫 [盲目地挥舞] 我眼睛瞎了!
鳄鱼 他太厉害了!
迷恋的兔子 而且超帅的!
感谢的兔子 我们该如何报答你?
传奇大侠 行侠仗义,不须回报。长得帅气也是!
[成百上千的刺客出现,包围了大侠。酒馆膨胀,挤满了前来的刺客]
[屋顶炸开,大侠冲天而起。如同龙卷风一般,大侠扭动身体并将刺客们逐一击破]
旁白(阿宝) 不管他面对多少对手,对方都抵挡不了他的超凡武艺!
[成千上万的敌人在空中向战士发起攻击,但大侠只用了一个华丽的动作,就把他们全都击飞了。被打败的敌人像雨一样坠入湖中。随后,大侠再次穿过桥梁。]
旁白(阿宝) 江湖上从未出现如此充满杀气的熊猫!而且人气超旺! [大侠抬头向翡翠宫望去,与此同时,有五名武者正以不同的姿势站在上面] 就连中国最厉害的武林高手,盖世五侠,都对这名伟大侠士甘拜下风。
[五侠从宫殿上跃下,落在大侠面前,恭敬地鞠躬,然后坐在他两侧的位置上。]
金猴 咱们应该一起找乐子。
传奇大侠 同意。
[五侠摆出攻击姿势,面对数千名恶霸们]
旁白(阿宝) 不过他们没时间找乐子。因为一旦面对凶神恶煞 [他用一把闪亮的绿剑砍下恶霸们的头,然后与五侠一起展开战斗] ...唯有一件事才是关键。那就是...
[悬停在半空中,五侠用一种奇怪的声音与大侠交谈]
金猴 阿宝!起床!
悍娇虎 快迟到了!
阿宝 糟糕!
[大侠突然跌落,阿宝重重地摔在自己房间的木地板上。原来,整场战斗其实都是一场梦。阿宝试图清醒头脑并醒来]
平先生 阿宝!给我起床!
[阿宝环顾他的房间,里面摆满了各种功夫海报(包括一张盖世五侠的海报)和纪念品,以及一把木制版的英雄之剑(绿剑)。阿宝叹了口气,想来一招鲤鱼打挺。然而肚子限制了他的发挥]
平先生 你在搞什么东西?
阿宝 没什么。 [他跳起来,来到他的人偶旁] 金猴!快螳螂!灵鹤!俏小龙!悍娇虎!
[在隔壁房子的阳台上,一头正在浇花的猪盯着阿宝。阿宝尴尬地迅速躲开视线。]
平先生 阿宝!快点!上工了!
阿宝 我来了啦!
[他从地板上拿起一颗忍者镖,把它扔到墙上。它反弹了回来。他再次把镖扔了过去,但它又弹了回来。他迅速捡起它,跑下楼。(声音)他在下楼梯的时候绊倒了,然后一直滚到了底。他平躺在厨房的地板上。一个熊猫形状的影子笼罩着阿宝。]
阿宝 对不起,老爸。
平先生 “对不起”又不能当面吃。
[揭示影子其实是由于一只鹅拎着篮子形成的。阿宝在面馆的后厨里开始工作。]
平先生 你在房间搞什么鬼。
阿宝 没有呀,只是做了一场梦。
平先生 什么梦?
阿宝 (疑问声)
平先生 你做了什么样的梦? [他放下篮子,边听边开始在阿宝旁边切菜。]
阿宝 我的梦...(迟疑)...我梦到... [他看到平先生满怀期待地听着,意识到自己不能说出真相。他低头看了一眼手中的碗] (停顿)面条。
平先生 [停下切菜] 面条?你真的梦到面条?
阿宝 (尴尬)是啊,要不然咧?
[阿宝把一碗面条递给顾客,然后忽然发现他的飞镖还在面汤里]
阿宝 [对顾客说] (惊慌)小心汤面上面的...飞镖。
平先生 我好开心哦!我儿子终于梦到面条了! [他开始去翻找东西,并带着一件围裙和一顶帽子回来了。他把围裙系在阿宝的腰上,并把帽子放在阿宝的爪子里。] 你不知道这一刻我等了多久!这是个好征兆,阿宝。
阿宝 [他紧张地看着爪子里的帽子] (疑惑)什么征兆?
平先生 你就快要可以继承我的祖传秘方煲汤的祖传秘方,然后你就能接掌这家面店,就像我从我老爸那里接掌! [他迅速跑到墙边,拿出三幅肖像,并相应地辨认出每副肖像中的人物] 他从他老爸那里接掌的面店,只不过这是他老爸打麻将赢来的。
阿宝 老爸(英文原文中,此处重复三次),那只是一场梦 [紧张地笑]
平先生 不,那是你的毕生梦想。面店老板就连血都流着面汤。 [说这话的时候,他把碗头也不回地递给两个顾客]
阿宝 老爸,你有想过做别的事吗?除了面条之外?
平先生 事实上,当我年少轻狂时,我曾考虑逃跑去学做豆腐。
阿宝 那你怎么没这样做呢?
平先生 喔,那只是一个愚蠢的梦想。你能想像我做豆腐的样子吗?哈,做豆腐。 [自嘲] 不,每个人都有安身立足之处。我的是这里,而你的是...
阿宝 我知道,这里。
平先生 ...不,还有外场 [英文原文中,此处的意思是2号、5号、7号和12号桌] 。 [他把汤面放在阿宝的怀里] 上菜时要微笑!
[远处响起一声锣声。阿宝叹了口气,望着窗外远处的翡翠宫]
[一只年迈的小熊猫正在吹笛子。他被分布在Training Hall之间的灌木丛和树木所包围。从灌木丛后面,几道黑影在身后移动。他仍然在吹笛,似乎没有注意。五道身影同时从灌木丛中闪出,扑向他。他立即像闪电一样移动,那根笛子现在被他像一根手杖一样挥舞着。他偏转,阻挡,躲避,招架,袭击者亦在空中飞舞。最后,他们翻滚过来,站起来,转身面对他。他现在站着,摆出准备动作,准备下一步行动]
师傅 招式漂亮,徒弟...(重读)只可惜令人失望。
[他用笛子指着五侠。当五侠被点名时,他们恭敬地鞠躬]
师傅 悍娇虎,不够猛;金猴,速度太慢;灵鹤,飞不够高;俏小龙,不够细心;快螳螂...
小张 师傅。
[师傅突然将笛子转向一只受惊的鹅]
师傅 [不耐烦] 干嘛?
小张 [收到惊吓] 是,乌龟大师。他要见你。
[师傅抬起头,思索着。他跑到翡翠宫,两旁由大鹅把守着。门被打开。师傅进入后,停了下来。他深吸一口气,鞠了一躬]
师傅 乌龟大师,你找我? [他抬起头,仍然保持着鞠躬的姿势] 发生什么事了吗?
[他抬头看着细木杖上的完美平衡的龟壳。睿智而苍老的乌龟大师,从冥想中脱出身来,毫不费力地从手杖上爬了下来。]
乌龟大师 没事不能找你吗?老友?
师傅 所以...没事?
乌龟大师 这个嘛,我没这样说。
[师傅抬起头,思考着。乌龟大师张开嘴...然后吹灭了一支蜡烛。接着是另一根蜡烛,另一根,又一根...乌龟大师刚张开嘴,貌似想说些什么,然后...又是一根蜡烛。最后,不耐烦的师傅运把它们全都扇灭了]
师傅 你刚刚说到?
乌龟大师 我有预感:残豹会回来。
[师傅吃了一惊。一个巨大而朦胧的人物(残豹)的人影他的脑海中闪过。师傅心慌意乱。]
师傅 不可能!他被关在大牢!
乌龟大师 世上没有不可能的事。
师傅 [他惊恐地愣了一会儿,才回过神来] 小张!
[师傅跑到飞进来的小张面前]
师傅 快飞去长顺大牢,叫他们加倍守卫人数,加倍武装,加倍所有防备!千万不能让残豹逃出来!
小张 遵命,师傅!
[鹅飞走了,但随后撞到了一根柱子。最后他还是飞走了。当他离开师傅时,视角回到乌龟大师]
乌龟大师 [自言自语] 人永远无法逃避宿命。
师傅 [他冲到乌龟大师身边] 我们必须想办法!不能让他回来和平谷展开复仇!他会...他会...
乌龟大师 [他看着Moon Pool中的水面] 你的思绪就像这水面,朋友。一旦起了涟漪,就很难看清楚。但只要平心静气,一切就能昭然若揭。
[师傅和乌龟大师盯着池水。乌龟大师用手杖将水表面的涟漪抚平,一条嘴里叼着一管卷轴的雕刻精美的龙倒映在水中]
师傅 [他抬起头] 神龙卷轴...
乌龟大师 [和师傅一起向上看去] 是时候了。
师傅 [看着乌龟大师] 不过是谁呢?谁值得托付无极神功秘诀?有资格成为...神龙大侠呢?
乌龟大师 [短暂的停顿] 我也不知道。 [他笑着。师傅看着他]
[镜头回到面馆,阿宝正在餐桌上为顾客服务]
阿宝 借过。不好意思。
[然而,在他他努力挤过这些小缝隙时,他不小心撞到了一张桌子]
PIG CUSTOMER 小心点,阿宝!
阿宝 抱歉,缩小腹... [收腹]
[他的肚子卡在两张桌子之间。阿宝试图穿过缝隙,却不小心把尾巴伸进了兔子家的汤碗里,把兔子家的孩子弄哭了]
阿宝 抱歉,真够抱歉...
[锣声响起。阿宝转过身,看到一群翡翠宫的人正往餐厅的墙上贴海报]
阿宝 什么? [他跑向海报(画有盖世五侠),读着上面的内容,看上去异常兴奋] 乌龟大师要挑出神龙大侠。就是今天! [放下汤面碗] 大伙儿!大伙儿!快,快去翡翠宫!盖世五侠之一将会获得神龙卷轴!
[他开始引导顾客。同时,平先生从柜台抬起头来。]
阿宝 [跑到一个试图快速吃完食物的顾客身边] 我们已经等了一千年了!把面带去吃吧! [跑到一只正在数钱币的兔子身边] 这是武林最大条的事!不用消费啦,快点去! [他开始跟着顾客走出餐厅,直至——]
平先生 阿宝,你要去哪里?
[阿宝努力掩饰自己的沮丧,他回头看向父亲。]
阿宝 去...翡翠宫... [脚稍稍踏出门外]
平先生 别忘了带面条推车。 [他把一辆看起来很重的推车推向阿宝] 所有和平谷的居民都会去看,你可以卖面大赚一笔。
阿宝 卖面? [平先生高兴地点头] 可是老爸,我在想,或许我...
平先生 [微笑着] 什么?
阿宝 我在想或许我...
平先生 [保持微笑] 怎样?
阿宝 ...也能卖豆沙包。包子...再不卖就过期了。
平先生 好样的!我就说那场梦是个好兆头。 [他走回店里]
阿宝 [失望地低头看着推车] 是啊,哈哈,真是好梦...好棒啊...
[At the Palace Arena just below the Jade Palace, palace staff are preparing for the tournament while children play and the villagers stream into the arena. The camera then moves outside the entrance doors and zooms down the thousand steps leading down to the village. It suddenly stops at the bottom where Po is staring open-mouthed at the daunting task ahead of him. He closes his mouth with a gulp, and begins to ascend the stairs, though is severely hindered by the noodle cart. Villagers move past him as he slowly makes progress. Some time later, Po is still ascending the stairs, dragging his cart behind him, exhausted. He stops for a breather and flops onto his back.]
阿宝 快到了...什么? [他坐起来,然后绝望地发现自己只爬了七阶楼梯] 不会吧!不会吧!
[两位猪村民:肖氏兄弟,路过在楼梯上的阿宝]
K.G. 肖 真可怜,阿宝。
J.R. 肖 我们会帮你拿纪念品。
[他们继续爬楼梯。阿宝望着他们的背影,然后下定了决心]
阿宝 不。我要自己去拿纪念品。 [他扔掉围裙和帽子,走向翡翠宫,把推车留在了后面]
[在竞技场上,师傅正在监督准备工作。这时,乌龟大师出现,从台阶上走了下来]
师傅 今天是历史性的一刻。没错吧,乌龟大师?
乌龟大师 没错,我还担心我等不到这一天。你的徒弟们准备好了吗?
师傅 好了,乌龟大师。
乌龟大师 老朋友,你得明白。我挑的人,不仅会为这里带来平静,也能为你带来平静。
[乌龟大师走了,留下思考这是什么意思的师傅。他很快追上了他,人群兴奋地欢呼着。一位猪主持人用蹄子拿着锣走近]
主持人 比武大赛开始!
[猪敲响了锣,人群欢呼。在竞技场外,阿宝终于到达了楼梯的顶部;他气喘吁吁,但对自己很满意。然而,当他看到大门开始关闭时,他的喜悦之情被浇灭了]
阿宝 不! [他冲向门口] 不,不...等一下!我来了啦!等一下! [随着他砰的一声撞上门,门砰的一声关上了] 哎呀... [阿宝崩溃了。此时,比赛音乐响起。阿宝赶紧起身,一下一下地敲门] 不!别关门! [猪正在击鼓,鼓声淹没了阿宝的敲击声] 让我进去!
师傅 [在竞技场内] 和平谷的乡亲父老! [阿宝跑到一个小圆形窗户前,跳起来抓住它,挣扎着把自己拉起来,向里面观望] 我很荣幸介绍... 悍娇虎!俏小龙!灵鹤!金猴!快螳螂!盖世五侠!
[阿宝高兴地笑着,看着他的偶像们跳上现场,展示他们惊为天人的功夫技艺。灵鹤扇动翅膀,向竞技场发出一阵强大的风]
阿宝 好耶,盖世五侠! [灵鹤卷起的风吹向窗户,把阿宝拍倒在地]
师傅 各位,请准备好!
阿宝 等一下。有个洞可以偷看。 [阿宝发现大门上有一条裂缝,他凑上去去,从里面偷偷观看]
师傅 比武开始!
[阿宝看到灵鹤就位,即将对抗一台看起来能要人命的机器]
阿宝 烽火连天阵! [他期待地笑了]
猪粉丝 你看看。 [走过来挡住了阿宝的视线]
阿宝 挡到我啦!
[阿宝听到一声炮响,抬头一看,看到灵鹤被烟花包围了。他不停地后退,想要看到过程的全貌,但后退得太远了,他再次从楼梯上滚下来。当他重新站起来时,灵鹤已经击胜利并消失在视野中了。阿宝失望地倒在地上,但随后又坚定地站了起来]
当观众在竞技场内享受比赛时,阿宝尝试了进入的各种办法;首先,他尝试击打门,但是这太痛了。然后,他试图用撑杆越过墙,但他的体重弄弯了杆子,他被甩到了墙上,把墙弄裂了。第三,他将一棵树弯曲到地上,并尝试将自己弹射到竞技场。然而,当他切断绳索时,他的体重又使树弯曲了。当他跳下来时,树弹了起来,砸到了他的鼻子,然后又弹了回来,打中了他的头。在下一个镜头中,阿宝坐在楼梯顶端,背对着竞技场,显然已经放弃了]
师傅 最后是...悍娇虎!
[听到这里,不甘的阿宝再次起身,开始寻找另一个办法。他开始拉另一棵更大的树]
师傅 相信我,你们还没有见识到真功夫。
阿宝 那还用说!
师傅 悍娇虎!对抗千手绝命刀铁霸牛!
[在竞技场内,悍娇虎准备面对她的对手。此时,阿宝突然从竞技场上方跳了出来。阿宝瞥见了他最喜欢的盖世五侠,但随后在屋顶上弹跳几番,倒在了竞技场外的烟花车上]
回到竞技场内,乌龟大师突然闭上眼睛,举起手掌。众人都安静下来,抬头看着他。]
乌龟大师 我感觉到神龙大侠就在这里。
[师傅向五侠点了点头。金猴、灵鹤、俏小龙和快螳螂在竞技场中央与悍娇虎会合,他们迅速将自己排成一条线,面向年长的大师]
师傅 和平谷的乡亲父老,乌龟大师现在将选出神龙大侠!
[人群欢呼,但阿宝听到这话时顿时慌了手脚]
阿宝 不,等一下! [他突然看到周围的烟花,有了主意]
[在竞技场内,猪们在打鼓,乌龟大师开始慢慢靠近五人组,他的手掌在空中摇曳,准备做出决定。在外面,阿宝把许多小烟花绑在椅子上,坐在椅子上,点燃了导火索]
平先生 阿宝! [他出现在楼梯顶端,抱着阿宝的丢下的围裙。他看到阿宝坐在烟花椅上] 你在干嘛? [他冲上前去,试图炸毁保险丝]
阿宝 你说呢?别这样!我一定要看到神龙大侠!
[乌龟大师离五侠更加接近]
平先生 我不懂。你好不容易梦到面条!
[宣布神龙大侠的时刻已经十分接近,阿宝知道自己无法再瞒下去了]
阿宝 我说谎了。我没梦到面条,老爸。
[鹅的眼睛睁大了。阿宝低头一看,发现导火索快熄灭了。他撑起身子,对着天大叫到]
阿宝 我热爱功夫!(拖尾音)
[当阿宝睁开眼睛时,他发现自己还在地上:烟花哑火了。他在小椅子上失去了平衡,脸躺在地上(椅子仍然卡在他的后背上)。他委屈地抽动了一下鼻子。平先生虽然表示了一些同情,但还是拿起了阿宝的围裙]
平先生 走吧,儿子。回去干活儿吧。
阿宝 [他叹了口气] 好吧。
[阿宝伤心地站起来。突然,椅子上的烟花又重新运作了起来,把阿宝推到了竞技场的墙上]
平先生 噢! [在烟花的推动下,阿宝脸上沿着墙壁滑行,惊恐地大叫着] 回来!
[突然,椅子改变了方向,阿宝尖叫着冲向竞技场正上方的天空。烟花在空中绽放了。台上,人群抬头向上看去,发出惊呼。当阿宝停止尖叫,以为结束了时,烟花熄灭了,烧焦的椅子在他身下解体]
阿宝 呃啊。 [他坠落回地面,降落在竞技场中央。视线在落地的刹那变黑了]
[过了一段时间,阿宝昏昏沉沉地醒了过来。在他的视线中,所有东西都模糊不清]
阿宝 呃... [他抬起头,首先看到的是快螳螂和俏小龙正盯着他] 怎么回事? [他转过头,看到金猴、灵鹤和悍娇虎也在盯着他看] 我在哪里... [他接下来看到的,是一根颤抖的手指,直指着他的脸] 你干嘛指我?
[他摇摇头,视野变得清晰。他发现自己躺在乌龟大师的前面,而此时他正指着他。他猛地意识到,他落在了大师们和盖世五侠之间]
阿宝 天哪,对不起。我只想看谁是神龙大侠。
乌龟大师 有意思。 [他仍然指着阿宝,似乎对这个意外事件的发生感到惊喜。悍娇虎站在阿宝身后,困惑地走上前去。]
悍娇虎 大师,你在指我吗?
乌龟大师 他
阿宝 谁...? [阿宝试图让开身子,但乌龟大师的手指依然跟着他。悍娇虎瞪大了眼睛]
乌龟大师 你。
阿宝 我?
[乌龟大师用他的手杖托起阿宝的胳膊,以便让所有人都看到]
乌龟大师 老天爷把神龙大侠送来这里!
阿宝 什么?
盖世五侠 什么?
师傅 什么?
平先生 [从门口进入] 什么?
[主持人敲响了锣。师傅想要抢走木槌,但为时已晚,人群疯狂欢呼,五彩纸屑如雨点般落下。阿宝盯着四周,说不出话来。一群鹅抬着轿子迅速走下台阶]
师傅 等等,谁叫你们...
[鹅群径直从师傅身边走过,走下剩下的台阶,停在阿宝的正前方。师傅追着他们跑下来,阿宝被吊在轿子上。大雁奋力抬起轿子,向楼梯走去。当五人仍在鞠躬在他们身后时,师傅终于跑到了乌龟大师身边]
师傅 乌龟大师,等一下。那只胖熊猫不可能是神龙大侠。你本来要指的是悍娇虎,结果那玩意从天而降!这只是个意外!
乌龟大师 世上没有意外。
[砰的一声巨响,师傅、奥格威和五人抬头一看,吓了一跳。阿宝已经压垮了轿子。师傅示意了一下乌龟大师,但后者只是笑了笑。猪围着阿宝,还算轻松地抬起轿子,还是走上了楼梯。师傅难以置信地盯着他们。身后,五侠慢慢向他走来]
悍娇虎 对不起,师傅。 [她向前跪下并鞠躬。其他人也纷纷效仿] 徒儿辜负了您的期望。
[师傅举起爪子阻止她]
师傅 不。如果那只熊猫明早前没逃跑,我才是辜负你们呢。
[在他们周围,人群继续欢呼,五彩纸屑从天而降]
Meanwhile, far away in the snowy mountains of Mongolia, Zeng the palace goose is approaching the fearsome Chor-Gom Prison. A rhino guard watches as Zeng flies past him, tired from the journey. With a cry, he crash lands on the ground outside the entrance doors, clutching a scroll. In an instant, two rhino guards thrust their spears in his face.]
小张 等一下!等一下!我有口信要给典狱长。 [守卫们仍然用长矛指着] 是师傅交代的。 [犀牛稍微放松了一点。巨大的入口被打开。几分钟后,典狱长Commander Vachir来到惊恐的小张面前,阅读了师傅的口信。然而,他对读到的内容十分恼火]
VACHIR 什么?"加倍守卫人数?要我们提高警觉?这牢房可能不够牢固?" [他猛地合上卷轴,瞪着颤抖的小张。鹅身后的守卫同样愤怒地握紧了武器,凶狠地盯着他] 你是在质疑我们的安全措施吗?
小张 绝对不敢。是师傅。我只负责送信。 [他大口大口地吞咽着,被吓坏了]
VACHIR 帮我带个话给你的师傅。 [他继续领着小张沿着门对面的桥走去] 想从长顺大牢逃走比登天还难!
[Zeng looks in awe around the cavernous prison. He then looks over the side of the bridge into the dark and seemingly-bottomless abyss. Vachir suddenly slaps Zeng on the back, startling him and knocking a feather from his body, which floats down from the bridge.]
VACHIR [大笑] 了不起吧?
小张 [颤抖] 是啊。真的很了不起。
[Vachir leads him deeper into the prison, while gloating about the security.]
VACHIR 只有一个出入口。一千名守卫看守一名犯人。
小张 是的,不过犯人是残豹...
[典狱长和小张走进电梯]
VACHIR [对警卫说] 放我们下去。
[The guards obey, and the elevator descends in the darkness towards the very bottom area of the prison. Vachir shakes the elevator to scare Zeng, and laughs at his frightened reaction. Eventually they reach the bottom. Zeng is led towards a set of heavily-armored doors, which open one after the other.]
小张 老天爷...
[最后一扇门落下,在深渊中间形成了一座通往圆形石岛的桥梁。在岛屿的中央,是一个笼罩在黑暗中的身影]
VACHIR 这就是残豹。
[小张的眼睛睁大了]
小张 我在这里等就行了。
VACHIR [大笑] 安啦,别担心。这里绝对安全。 [他推着小张过桥,他紧随其后] 十字弓手!待命!
小张 十字弓手?
[In sentry towers around the walls of the prison, guard train enormous crossbows on the figure on the island as Vachir and Zeng approach. Tai Lung, once a mighty kung fu warrior, is now weighed down with chains attached to enormous rocks hanging over the sides of the island, immobilized by a special stone tortoise shell on his back.]
VACHIR 喂,硬汉,你听到我说话吗?乌龟大师终于选出神龙大侠了,可惜那个人不是你。
小张 别惹他生气。
VACHIR 他又能怎样,他现在根本动不了。 [他踩在残豹的尾巴上,尾巴发出了嘎吱声。小张倒吸一口凉气,但残豹没有动静] 我是不是踩到你的猫尾巴呀?
小张 我看够了。我会跟大师说他的担心是多余的。
VACHIR 他想太多了。 [他们走回桥上]
小张 我一定会转告他。可以走了吗?
[Zeng and Vachir walk out of view. 与此同时,小张的羽毛飘落下来,正好停在残豹的面前......他睁开了眼睛。他伸出尾巴,拿走了羽毛]
[镜头回到翡翠宫内,人群还在为神龙大侠欢呼,宫廷猪将阿宝(他仍然躺在破败的轿子里)带到宫殿楼梯的顶部和主楼内。他们把阿宝放在地上,迅速离开了]
阿宝 等一下!
[门关上了,把阿宝留在了房间里]
阿宝 我想大概搞错了。大家好像以为我是...
[He slowly turns around and realizes where he is. He moans in pure amazement.]
阿宝 哇!英雄圣殿!太酷了!这地方太炫了。
[Po spots a rhino-suit of armor and runs up to it.]
阿宝 Master Flying Rhino's armor. With authentic battle damage! [He turns and sees another famous artifact — the green sword previously seen in Po's dream. He runs up to it.] Whoa... The Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking— OW! [He shakes his finger and sucks it. He then runs up to an apparently empty display.] The Invisible Trident of Destiny! [He looks up at a painting and gasps.] I've only seen paintings of that painting...
[Po joyfully examines other kung fu artifacts... and then spots an urn which appears to be glowing from the inside. He gasps.]
阿宝 [大声地] 不! [他跑向它] 幻语英灵神瓮。据说装满所有义勇军的英灵。 [他犹豫了一下,才靠近瓮,对着它低声说] 有人吗?
师傅 [画外音] 你参观完了没有?
阿宝 [喘气] 抱歉,我应该先来拜见你才对。
师傅 我快失去耐性了。
阿宝 反正你待在瓮里又没别处可去。
师傅 转过来?
阿宝 好啊。 [他转过身来,然后看见师傅] 嗨,怎么样 [转身面向瓮] 你怎么把五千个...师傅!
[他吓了一跳,不小心打翻了瓮,当瓮碎裂在地上时,发出了幽灵般的哀嚎。阿宝惊慌失措,抬头看着师傅]
阿宝 有人把它弄破了。 [师傅默默地盯着他。阿宝试图收拾残局] 我会把它修复好。有没有...快速胶? [他敲了敲展示台,结果它倒在了他的头上。师傅继续盯着看] 好痛,刺伤了!
师傅 你就是传说中的神龙大侠?
阿宝 大概是...吧?
师傅 错! [阿宝惊慌失措地站起来] 你不是。你也永远不会成为神龙大侠,除非你练成神龙卷轴里的神功。 [他拿着手杖,指着天花板上的卷轴]
阿宝 我要怎么拿呀?有没有梯子,或是弹簧床?
[师傅冷笑道]
师傅 你以为我会这么简单,把无极神功秘诀拱手让你?
阿宝 不,我...
[师傅接近阿宝]
师傅 你必须十八般武艺样样精通,看你这德行也知道这不可能。
阿宝 我这德性?
师傅 没错!看看你!大屁股! [他用手杖敲打阿宝的屁股,阿宝叫出声来] 蝴蝶袖! [他敲了下阿宝的胳膊]
阿宝 喂,很痛啊。
师傅 还有圆滚滚的游泳圈! [戳阿宝的肚子]
阿宝 嘿...
师傅 整个人更是脏到不行。
阿宝 等等,骂人也留点情面吧。
师傅 别靠那么近,我问的到你的口臭。
阿宝 [看着师傅] 乌龟大师说我是...
[突然,师傅抓住阿宝伸出的手指,抬起他的小指。阿宝惊恐地喘着粗气]
阿宝无锡碎骨指?别用无锡碎骨指对付我!
师傅 [狡猾地] 你知道这招?
阿宝 [含糊不清地] 无锡大师在第三朝时独创的绝招。
师傅 你一定知道如果我小指一动的话...
阿宝 [喘气] 不要啦!
师傅 你知道这招最难的是什么吗?最难的地方是之后的清理工作。 [轻笑]
阿宝 好啦,别乱来。
师傅 熊猫,给我听好。乌龟大师也许选中你。不过等我把你折磨够了,你会希望这是一场梦!你明白了吗?
阿宝 我明白,我明白。
师傅 很好。 [轻笑] 我等不及要开始了。
[Shifu leads Po into the Training Hall, where the panda is struck speechless as he sees the Furious Five combating the various deadly stages of the course. Crane is deflecting arrows while balancing on half of a jade-colored turtle shell. Then Tigress leaps onto the shell and briefly spars with him. Meanwhile, Mantis weaves his way through an army of wooden crocodile warriors. Viper evades fire spurts on the Field of Fiery Death. Monkey swings across the seven-talon rings. Tigress dodges the swinging spiked clubs on spinning serpent logs, then smashes one with her bare fists. A piece of the club strikes Po on the head.]
师傅开始练功吧。
阿宝 等一下,什么? [他盯着眼前可怕的路径] 现在?
师傅 对,现在。除非你承认乌龟大师挑错人,你不是神龙大侠。
阿宝好吧...不过我不确定我会那些招数。
师傅 不试怎么知道呢? [他开始沿着路线的一侧行走。阿宝紧随其后]
阿宝只是...也许我们能从适合我的等级开始...
师傅那是哪一级呢?
阿宝我没学过什么功夫,就从第零级开始吧。
师傅 [大笑] 这里没有,只有蠢蛋才是第零级。
阿宝从那个玩意开始吧。
[Po points and runs over to a friendly-looking bandit dummy.]
师傅那个?那个是给小孩练习用的,还有天气热时用来撑开门的。
[就在这时,五侠围在阿宝身边]
阿宝 Whoa. The Furious Five. You're so much bigger than your action figures — except for you, Mantis. You're about the same.
[Mantis's antennae twitches as he glares. Po looks uncomfortable.]
师傅 Go ahead, panda. Show us what you can do.
[Po hesitates, seeing the Five watching him.]
阿宝 Um, are they going to watch. Or should I just wait until they get back to work or something?...
师傅 Hit it.
阿宝 [stalling] Okay. I mean I just ate, so I'm still digesting. So my kung fu might not be as good as later on...
师傅 Just hit it!
阿宝 [Pauses.] Alright... [He turns to the dummy.] Whatcha got? You got nothin' 'cause I got it right here. You picking on my friends? [He begins dancing on the spot.] Get ready to feel the thunder. I'm comin' at him with the crazy feet. Whatcha gonna do about my crazy feet? I'm a blur. I'm a blur. You never seen bear style, you only seen praying Mantis! OR... I could come at you Monkey style. [Makes monkey sounds. Monkey raises his eyebrows.] OR... I'm comin' at ya snikity-snake...
[Shifu and the Five stare at Po as he faces the dummy, and Shifu loses his patience.]
师傅 Would you hit it!?
[Po stops dancing.]
阿宝 Alright... Alright.
[Hesitantly, he very light hits the dummy with his fist. It rocks back into place.]
师傅 Why don't you try again? A little harder.
[This time, Po knocks the dummy all the way backwards.]
阿宝 How's tha—
[WHACK! The dummy rights itself and whacks Po, sending him flying backwards and knocking out a tooth. Po finds himself in the training course. The Five instinctively step forward to help Po, but Shifu holds up his paw to stop them.]
Po struggles to balance on the serpent logs, and eventually ends up doing a painful split on two of them.]
阿宝 Ow! Oh, that hurts!
[He looks up and sees a spiky tethered ball, which hits and sends Po flying into the jade turtle exercise, where it rattles him around. The Five wince while Shifu looks on with a smile.]
师傅 [to the Five] This'll be easier than I thought.
阿宝 Feeling a little nauseous...
[The turtle spills him out and he stumbles into the army of wooden warriors, proceed to whack every part of his body.]
阿宝 Ow, those are hard! Ooh! I think I— [The last dummy whaps him in the crotch and everything become still.] Oooohoohoo... my tenders.
[He struggles to get on his feet, takes one step and reaches out to a dummy arm...and immediately gets pummeled all over again. Po comes out the other side battered and bruised and finds he is standing on the Field of Fiery Death.]
阿宝 Uh oh.
[We see reflections of fire on the Five and Shifu as well as Po's yells as he gets singed. After a while, he comes crawling into frame, dazed and charred, with the little tuft on his head on fire.]
阿宝 [gasping for breath] How did I do?
师傅 There is now a Level Zero. [He puts out the little fire with his fingers.]
[That night, the Five are walking to the bunkhouse, which sits high on a hill, led by a palace goose with a lantern.]
快螳螂 There's no words.
灵鹤 No denying that.
俏小龙 I don't understand what Master Oogway was thinking. The poor guy's just going to get himself killed!
灵鹤 [mocking] He is so mighty! The Dragon Warrior... fell out of the sky on a ball of fire!
快螳螂 When he walks, the very ground shakes!
[Everyone laughs except Tigress.]
悍娇虎 One would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fu. [She walks ahead.]
灵鹤 Yeah, or could at least touch his toes.
金猴 Or even see his toes.
[As the others walk off, laughing, Po emerges from behind rock, who unbeknownst to them has been walking behind them this whole time, hearing everything. He attempts to look at his toes, but just sees gut. He lifts up his stomach, leans forward... leans... leans... and falls over. He gets up and watches them go inside. He sighs.]
Inside, the Five blow out the candles in their rooms as Po peeks around the corner.]
阿宝 Okay.
[He tip-toes into the hall. SQUEAK. The floorboards strain beneath him. SQUEAK.]
阿宝 [whispering] Great.
[Po takes a gentle step. Cre-e-e-a-a—CHUNK! Po's foot goes through the floor. Po tries to recover. SQUEAK-SQUEAK-SQUEAK! THUNK! Po rolls his ankle and stumbles through a bedroom door. He turns and finds Crane staring back at him.]
阿宝 Oh hey... hi. You're up.
灵鹤 Am now.
阿宝 I was just, uh... Some day, huh? That kung fu stuff is hard work, right? Your biceps sore?
[Crane looks at his wing.]
灵鹤 Um... I've had a long and rather disappointing day, so uh...yeah, I should probably get to sleep now.
阿宝Yeah yeah yeah, of course. [Turns to leave.]
灵鹤 [Relieved] Okay, thanks.
阿宝 It's just... I'm such a big fan. [Turns back.]
灵鹤 [Alarmed] Oop.
阿宝 You guys were totally amazing at the Battle of Weeping River. Outnumbered a thousand to one, but you didn't stop, and then you just... WA-YA-HA-HA HI-YAH!
[Po does a spastic series of kung fu moves and... RIP... kicks his foot through the paper wall.]
阿宝 Ooh, sorry about that. [Looks through the hole to see Monkey glaring at him.]
灵鹤 Look, you don't belong here.
[Po looks stung to be hearing this from one of his heroes.]
阿宝 I know. I know. You're right. I just— my whole life, I've dreamed of—
[Crane stops Po before he embarrasses himself even more.]
灵鹤 No no no... I meant you don't belong here. I mean, in this room. This is my room. Property of Crane.
[Po is mortified, but covers.]
阿宝 Oh, okay. Right right. Yeah, you want to get to sleep. [Begins backing out of the room.]
灵鹤 Yeah.
阿宝 I'm keepin' you up. We got big things tomorrow. [Begins shutting the door.] Alright. You're awesome. Last thing I'm gonna say. Okay. Bye bye.
[Po shuts the door. His silhouette can be seen standing outside, not moving. Crane sighs. The door suddenly opens. Po pokes his head in with an eager smile.]
阿宝 What was that?
灵鹤 I didn't say anything.
阿宝 Okay. Alright. Goodnight. Sleep well.
[Po backs out and closes the door. Crane puts his foot on his head.]
阿宝 Seemed a little bit awkward...
[Po turns and walks down the hall to find a vacant room. CREAK-CREAK... Tigress opens the door next to him. Po winces.]
阿宝 Master Tigress! Didn't mean to wake you. I was just, uh—
悍娇虎 You don't belong here.
阿宝 Uh, yeah, of course. This is your room— [Tigress approaches and glares at him.]
悍娇虎 I mean... you don't belong in the Jade Palace. You're a disgrace to kung fu, and if you have any respect for who we are and what we do, you will be gone by morning.
[She closes the door on Po, who stares, stunned and saddened.]
阿宝 Big fan...
[A little later, a dejected Po is standing under a peach tree on a hill. Oogway approaches with a glowing lantern.]
乌龟大师 看来你找到天机仙境的仙桃树了。
[阿宝转过身来,他的怀里满是桃子,他的嘴里也塞满了食物。震惊之余,桃子掉在了地上]
阿宝 [含糊不清地] 是这棵树吗?抱歉,我以为这是棵普通的桃树。
乌龟大师 我懂。你心烦就想大吃特吃。
阿宝 [把剩下的桃子和否认的话一起吐露出来] 心烦?我没有啊。为...为何你觉得我心烦。
乌龟大师 你究竟在烦什么?
[阿宝停顿了一下,然后叹了口气。他意识到对乌龟大师撒谎是没有用的]
阿宝 我今天的表现大概是武林史上最差劲的吧。还有中原史,可能还是差劲史上的第一!
乌龟大师 有可能。
阿宝 至于盖世五侠!你该看看他们的表情,他们彻底讨厌我。
乌龟大师 的确。
阿宝 师傅如何能训练我成为神龙大侠? [他抬起肚子,放下它,让它弹跳,直到他用爪子使它停下来。他叹气道] 我不像盖世五侠。我没有虎爪,没有鹤翼,没有蛇毒,就连快螳螂都有这样的 [模仿螳螂的前腿] ...前脚。或许我该放弃,回去做面条。
[阿宝坐下,背对着乌龟大师。乌龟大师看了他一会儿]
乌龟大师 放弃,不放弃。做面条,不做面条。 [阿宝困惑地看着他] 对于过去与未来,你想太多了。俗话说得好:“昨日是,过往云烟;明日是,遥不可测;但今日,是上天赐予的礼物。所以才要把握当下。”
[乌龟大师离开时,用手杖敲击了一下桃树,一个桃子落入阿宝张开的爪子里。阿宝看着大师离开,嘴里有了一丝笑意]
[Meanwhile, back at Chor-Gom Prison, Tai Lung is glaring intently ahead as he uses Zeng's feather to pick the lock, from the armor. When he succeeds, the accupuncture needles in the armor remove themselves from his body. He breaths out as he regains movement in his arms. All of a sudden, Tai Lung BURSTS free from his armor. The Commander runs to the ledge, the goose right behind him.]
VACHIR OH NO!
小张 What's happening?!
[The goose looks over the edge and and is horrified when he sees Tai Lung at the bottom of the pit. Tai Lung struggles with his shackles, attached to the huge boulders.]
VACHIRFire Crossbows!
[Tai Lung dodges several of the incoming spears, and then moves himself so the next one breaks him free of one of his shackles, much to the guards' horror. With his free paw, he rips off the other one.]
小张 Tai Lung is free! I must warn Shifu!
[Zeng attempts to flee, but the Commander grabs he neck, preventing him from leaving.]
VACHIR You're not going anywhere, and neither is he!
小张 Let go of me!
VACHIR [To guards] Bring it up!
[The winch turns and the elevator starts to rise. A rhino guard tries to reach it, but just misses.]
RHINO GUARD #1 Wait! Bring it back!
[The rhinos begin to attack Tai Lung, firing spears at him, one of which he redirects into the crossbow, destroying it, and the rest he kicks back up into the walls, creating a makeshift staircase. He begins making his way up the spears, towards the elevator.]
小张 He's coming this way!
VACHIR He won't get far. [To guards] Archers!
[Leaping across the spears, Tai Lung catches the elevator, hiding under it as the volley of arrows flies down past him. The guards cut the rope and the elevator crashes back down to the bottom of the pit. The guards celebrate for a second before Tai Lung swings up from the bottom of the elevator house and catches the guards by surprise. He grabs the chain and jumps over the edge and swings around, launching himself up to the next tier, disappearing into the shadows. Tai Lung lands on a bridge, fights his way through hundreds of guards, finally reaching the top tier where the Commander (still clutching Zeng) and the rest of the rhino army await.]
小张 We're dead. So very, very dead.
VACHIR [Laughs] Not yet we're not! Now!
[A archer fires a flaming arrow upwards and sets off charges on the ceiling. Massive stalactites crash down and the bridge begins to crumble. Tai Lung leaps across the crumbling debris and attempts one last huge jump towards the Commander. But he falls short, claws scraping and sparking against the rock wall. The Commander laughs maniacally. On his way down, Tai Lung looks up and sees a fuse burning down to the last group of explosives. He leaps across the raining debris up to the ceiling of the cavern. Grabbing a hold of the dynamite, Tai Lung falls towards the army.]
小张 Can we run now?
VACHIR [Sobs in terror.] Yes.
[Tai Lung flings the dynamite... KA-THOOM! The door blasts open and Rhinos go flying everywhere. WHUMP. The goose hits the ground among them. He coughs out some smoke and is startled when the commander's horn prosthetic falls in front of him. Suddenly, Tai Lung's paw closes around his throat.]
小张 URRRK!
[Tai Lung lifts Zeng and looks at him for a moment. Then he sighs.]
残豹 I'm glad Shifu sent you. I was beginning to think I had been forgotten. [With a creepy tenderness, Tai Lung smooths the goose's ruffled feathers. Then he learns closer to Zeng.] Fly back there and tell them... the real Dragon Warrior is coming home.
[Zeng nods in terror. Tai Lung throws the goose into the air and he flutters off. Lightning strikes in the sky.]
[Back in the Valley of Peace, the morning gong is rung in the bell tower. The second it rings, Shifu enters the hallway of the bunkhouse. The Five burst out of their rooms and stand outside their doors, ready for inspection.]
盖世五侠 Good morning master!
[One door remains closed.]
师傅 Panda! [No answer] Panda, wake up!
[He slides open Po's door. Then he chuckles: the room is empty.]
师傅 [Satisfied] He's quit.
[Shifu walks with a bit more energy as he and the Five approach the training hall courtyard. Tigress looks equally pleased.]
俏小龙 What do we do now, Master? With the panda gone, who will be the Dragon Warrior?
师傅 All we can do is resume our training and trust that in time, the true Dragon Warrior will be revealed.
[Shifu opens the courtyard doors, only to find himself face-to- face with Po's butt. Shifu and the Five are taken aback.]
师傅 What are you doing here?!
[Po is in the middle of the courtyard, his legs spread wide apart on two training horses. Po looks back over his shoulder to see Shifu and the Five staring at him.]
阿宝 Hey! Huh... Good morning, Master! I just thought I'd warm up a little. [He tries to lift one leg, but fails.]
师傅 You're stuck.
阿宝 Stuck?! Whaa? Pfft... stuck... does this look stuck to you... Yeah, I'm stuck.
师傅 [To Crane] Help him.
灵鹤 Oh dear.
[Crane approaches, gingerly grabs Po's waistband and attempts to pull him up by flapping his wings.]
阿宝 Maybe on three. One. Two-
[Crane pulls him up and Po flops onto his back.]
阿宝 [Gets to his feet.] Thank you.
灵鹤 Don't mention it.
阿宝 No really, I appreci—
灵鹤 Ever.
[Po falls silent as Crane returns to stand by the group.]
师傅 You actually thought you could learn to do a full split in one night? It takes years to develop one's flexibility... [Shifu flings two boards into the air, and Tigress steps forwards.] and years longer to apply it in combat.
[Shifu snaps his fingers. Instantly, Tigress leaps up and executes a perfect split kick. Po is awestruck. Tigress lands, glares at Po and returns to Shifu's side. The broken chunks of board land all around Po, a large one knocking him on the head. Po picks up the piece of splintered board and hides it behind his back.]
师傅 Put that down! The only souvenirs we collect here are bloody knuckles and broken bones.
阿宝 Yeah, excellent! [He chucks away the chunk.]
师傅 Let's get started.
[Shifu snaps his fingers. The Furious Five gather in a line in the courtyard and Viper and Po face off.]
俏小龙 Are you ready?
阿宝 I was born ready—
[Viper lashes out with her tail, flings Po into the air and brings him crashing back down on his head.]
阿宝 OW! Oh...
俏小龙 I'm sorry, brother! I thought you said you were ready!
阿宝 That was awesome! Let's go again. [salutes]
[Irritated, Shifu snaps. Monkey twirls a bamboo staff. He lunges at Po (also wielding a staff) who takes a comical beating. Po and Crane prepare to spar atop the turtle bowl. CRASH. Po falls in and is tossed around like a sack of soup. Crane hovers above the bowl and looks to Shifu. Angered, Shifu snaps. At this time, the sun is setting. We see a series of shots of Po falling on his face at the work of some invisible opponent, who turns out to be... Mantis. Shifu smiles. Flat on his back, Po manages a salute. This time, Shifu has had it.]
师傅 I've been taking it easy on you, panda, but no more! Your next opponent... will be me.
阿宝 Alright! Yeah, let's go!
[The Five exchange worried looks. Po and Shifu face off.]
师傅 Step forth.
[Po doesn't even finish the step as Shifu whirls him around with no effort and and throws him to the floor pinning his arm behind him.]
师傅 The true path to victory is to find your opponent's weakness and make him suffer for it.
阿宝 [In pain, but delighted.] Oh ho, yeah!
[Shifu throws Po around again.]
师傅 To take his strength and use it against him. [Shifu kicks Po repeatedly in the face. He throw him to the floor again, and grips Po by the nose.] Until he finally falls, or quits.
[Po is totally inspired.]
阿宝 [Nasally] But a real warrior never quits. Don't worry, Master, I will never quit!
[At his breaking point, Shifu flings Po into the air and then leaps at him with a flying kick. Po crashes out of the door and tumbles down the steps. The Five walk outside and watch him fall.]
悍娇虎 If he's smart, he won't come back up those steps.
金猴 But he will.
[Tigress walks back inside.]
俏小龙 He's not gonna quit, is he?
快螳螂 He's not gonna quit bouncin', I'll tell ya that.
[He begins laughing, but Viper silences him with a stern hiss. Po yells in the distance as he continues to tumble...
[In his bunkhouse room that evening, Po is still yelling in pain.]
阿宝 (针灸造成的哀嚎)你说针灸能舒缓疼痛! [快螳螂抱着一把针从阿宝身后出现,然后又一次扎了他]
快螳螂 相信我,很有效的。只是你的穴位很难找。
阿宝 肥肉?
快螳螂 我是说太多毛啦。 [取下针头,然后移到阿宝背部的另一部分]
阿宝 [怀疑地] 你人真好。
快螳螂 [调整针头,轻拍阿宝的背部以缓解神经] 武功的强弱不在身材的大小,看我就知道。
[阿宝寻找快螳螂...]
快螳螂 我在这边啦!
[...但快螳螂现在实际上在他的另一个肩膀上。他又把一根针刺进阿宝的肉里]
阿宝 啊!
俏小龙 或许你该再看仔细点。
[同样在房间里的俏小龙拿着一张针灸经络图(原先的图像上覆盖了一层熊猫的图样)]
快螳螂 [查看图样] 好吧。
[与此同时,金猴正在另一个房间里冥想]
阿宝 干嘛,不要... [大笑]
[金猴睁开眼睛,对这种干扰感到恼火,于是把手指伸进耳朵里。在另一个房间里,灵鹤正在联系书法]
阿宝 别闹了,我不玩了!
[灵鹤吓了一跳,不小心把纸弄脏了。镜头回到阿宝的房间,阿宝安顿下来]
阿宝 我知道师傅一直试着点化我,不了解他的人还以为他想赶我走。
[阿宝轻笑。其他人面面相觑,尴尬地笑了笑。阿宝注意到他们的表情,笑声渐渐消失]
快螳螂 我知道他很冷酷无情。
[他猛烈地将另一根针刺进阿宝]
阿宝 啊!
快螳螂 ...但他不是一直这样。
俏小龙 据说,师傅曾经是会笑的人。
阿宝 不会吧!
快螳螂 是真的。
[在外面,悍娇虎正在走廊上走着。她无意中听到了他们的谈话,于是她在他们的门外停了下来。]
俏小龙 那是之前... [犹豫地]
阿宝 什么之前?
[悍娇虎进入]
悍娇虎 在残豹之前。
[灵鹤的影子映在墙上]
灵鹤 我们不是不准谈残豹的事吗?
悍娇虎 不,他要留下就得知道。
阿宝 我知道残豹是何方神圣。
[悍娇虎望向阿宝]
阿宝 他以前也是徒弟,他是万中之选第一个练会功夫秘招的人... [母老虎狠狠地瞪了他一眼。他紧张地放慢了语气] 但他变坏,现在被关在大牢里。
悍娇虎 他不仅仅是徒弟...
[FLASHBACK. A younger Shifu steps out of the Training Hall Courtyard and finds a baby leopard cub on the steps, swaddled in cloth.]
悍娇虎(画外音)‘’‘ 师傅在他年幼时收养他...师傅视他如己出...
[While being fed, baby Tai Lung yanks off some of Shifu's whiskers.]
悍娇虎(画外音)‘’‘ 他天赋异禀... [A slightly older Tai Lung approaches the training dummy. He kicks it across the floor, and it hits the wall, knocking a spear from the weapons rack. Shifu approaches, impressed, and Tai Lung nudges him affectionately.]
悍娇虎(画外音)‘’‘ 师傅训练他。 [Shifu teaches Tai Lung how to punch.] 对他寄予厚望。告诉他会成为伟大侠士。
[Tai Lung faces a wooden warrior.]
悍娇虎(画外音)‘’‘ 不过残豹的野心太大。
[Cut to a full grown Tai Lung demolishing the warrior while Shifu looks on with intense pride. Master Oogway is also watching, but does not look impressed.]
悍娇虎(画外音)‘’‘ 他想要得到神龙卷轴。乌龟大师看出他心术不正,拒绝了。
[An enraged Tai Lung rampages through a village.]
悍娇虎(画外音)‘’‘ 他气急败坏,大闹和平谷。
[Tai Lung returns to the Jade Palace and crashes through the doors into the Hall of Warriors, where Shifu and Oogway are waiting for him.]
悍娇虎(画外音)‘’‘ 他企图强行夺取神龙卷轴。师傅必须毁了他一心栽培的爱徒。
[Shifu leaps at Tai Lung to deliver a kick. However, at the last second he sees only baby Tai Lung running towards him.]
悍娇虎(画外音)‘’‘ 但他下不了手。
[Shifu pulls his kick short. Tai Lung counters with a devastating strike and Shifu crashes to the ground with a broken leg. Tai Lung leaps for the scroll, but Oogway intercepts him with lightning speed strikes at his pressure points. He falls to the ground in a heap. Shifu stares at what has become of his beloved student with sadness and disbelief. He crawls toward Tai Lung, but is ultimately unable to touch him.]
悍娇虎(画外音)‘’‘ 残豹是师傅的得意弟子,他也最疼爱他。
[Some time later, young Tigress in the training hall strikes the dummy in the same manner as Tai Lung, but this time, the spear in the reack spins rather than topples. Shifu corrects her form. Nothing more. Young Tigress looks crestfallen.]
悍娇虎(画外音)‘’‘ 一直如此。
[The sad, young Tigress cross-dissolves to adult Tigress. Everyone is quiet in the moment.]
悍娇虎 现在,他有机会弥补过错,调教出真正的神龙大侠。不过他的期望却卡在,你身上。又大又肥的熊猫,把练武当成玩笑。
[突然,阿宝的脸色变了,他呆住了。]
阿宝 呃...
悍娇虎 [悍娇虎因此大发脾气并举起了拳头] 我受够了!
[Mantis pops up on Po's face and halts Tigress.]
快螳螂 我的错!我插到他的面部神经穴了。
[Po falls face first to the floor, revealing his back is covered with needles.]
快螳螂 他的心跳好像也停了。
[Mantis tentatively pokes Po's face: his eyes twitches.]
[In the Training Hall, Shifu is sitting in meditation, surrounded by candles. His inner turmoil causes him to fidget incessantly.]
师傅 心静...心静...心..静...心静...
[A very faint flapping sound in the distance does not help matters. Eventually, he turns around.]
师傅 出怪声的家伙给我安静!
[Silence. Satisfied, Shifu resumes his meditation.]
师傅 心...
[WUMP. A goose drops in from the open ceiling. Scowling, Shifu gets up, but smiles when he sees who it is.]
师傅 原来是小张。来得正好,你是来通报好消息的吧。
[Zeng hesitates. He has anything but good news.]
小张 呃...
[Minutes later, Shifu is rushing up Peach Tree hill. Oogway stands under the tree, slowly performing Tai Chi movements, blossom petals floating elegantly from the branches.]
师傅 大师!大师!
乌龟大师 嗯?
师傅 [气喘吁吁] 我有...很坏的消息。
乌龟大师 师傅。消息就是消息,没有所谓的好或坏。
师傅 大师,你的预言成真了。残豹逃狱了,他杀过来了,
[停顿]
乌龟大师 这真的是坏消息...如果你不信神龙大侠能阻止他。
师傅 那只熊猫?那只熊猫...大师,他不是神龙大侠啦。他根本没那个料。那只是意外。
乌龟大师 世上没有意外。
师傅 [叹气] 我知道...你说过两次了。
乌龟大师 那也不是意外。
师傅 [举起三根手指] 这是第三次。
乌龟大师 我的老友...熊猫和你永远也不会达成使命,除非你能抛开心中的成见。
[师傅不可置信,一头雾水]
师傅 成见?
乌龟大师 没错。看看那棵树。 [Oogway looks up at the tree's branches, where blossom petals continue to fall.] 我不能逼它开花,也不能逼它结果。
师傅 不过有些事我能掌控。
[Shifu kicks the tree and a hundred peaches fall to the ground. Oogway gazes at him in silence.]
师傅 我能让果子提早掉下来。
[A peach falls on his head: he growls and Oogway chuckles.]
师傅 我也能决定...
[Shifu tosses a peach in the air, leaps up, and splits it with a chop, freeing the seed.]
师傅 ...在哪里种树...
[Shifu punches the ground, creating a small hole. The seed falls into his paw.]
师傅 这不是成见,大师。
[He tosses the seed into the hole.]
乌龟大师 没错。 [Oogway steps forwards while Shifu begins pacing in frustration.] 但是不管你怎么做,那粒种子还是会长成桃树。你也许想要它长出苹果或橘子...不过你只会吃到桃子。
师傅 [Stops pacing and turns to Oogway.] 但是一颗桃子不能打败残豹!
乌龟大师 搞不好可以。只要你愿意引导它、栽培它、相信它。
[乌龟大师用土把种子盖上]
师傅 我该怎么做?我需要你的帮助。
乌龟大师 不,你只要有信心就行。 [He leans in towards his friend.] 答应我,答应我你要有信心。
[师傅犹豫着]
师傅 我会努力。
[乌龟大师笑了]
乌龟大师 很好。
[乌龟大师抬头望向星空。花瓣开始从树上迅速落下,随风飘起]
乌龟大师 我的时辰到了。
[他转身面向困惑的师傅]
乌龟大师 你必须自己完成这项使命。
[他将手杖交给师傅]
师傅 你说什么...
[Oogway begins walking to the cliff's edge. Shifu realises what he's doing and runs after him.]
师傅 大师!你不能丢下我!
[The petals surround Oogway as he stops at the cliff's edge and turns back to Shifu.]
乌龟大师 你一定要有信心。
师傅 大师!
[Oogway is engulfed by peach blossoms as he begins glowing with a lovely blue light. As the winds settle, Shifu stands at the edge of the cliff, clutching Oogway's staff, staring after the mass of petals as they float up into the sky. Oogway is gone.]
[We look down from the sky to the bunkhouse, that same night.]
阿宝(画外音) ...就算你是恶狼,还是超级头目...
[In the kitchen, Po is cooking for the Five, who are all sitting at the table. He chops a radish mid-air and the slices fall into the pot. Viper, Monkey, Mantis and Crane are listening to Po's story with amused skepticism, but Tigress ignores him completely.]
阿宝 给起小费却超小气的。
灵鹤 [不可思议地] 你真的这么说?那你怎么安然脱身的?
阿宝 [停顿] 我没真的说出来啦...只是在心里想想而已。
[Po flips some bowls and expertly lines them up on his arm. He ladles soup into them.]
阿宝 [补充道] 他会读心术的话就惨了。
[Po slides out the bowls of noodle soup to the Five (minus Tigress, who already has a plate of tofu).]
阿宝 好吃吗?
快螳螂 [小抿一口] 真是太美味了。
阿宝 [不好意思地] 那你该尝我老爸的祖传秘方煲汤。但那是他的祖传秘方。
俏小龙 少来,这超好吃的。
灵鹤 哇塞,你厨艺真好。
快螳螂 真希望我嘴巴大一点。
金猴 悍娇虎,你非得尝尝。
[Tigress picks up her plate and picks up a piece of tofu with her chopsticks, ignoring the noodles.]
悍娇虎 人家说神龙大侠可以滴水不进数月,只靠天地万物之气。
[There is silence as everyone realises that Po has been put down yet again. Then Po shrugs.]
阿宝 我想我的身体还没感觉到自己是神龙大侠吧。我需要更多的食物,还有那,天地万物的汤汁。
[He picks up his bowl and takes a giant gulp. When he lowers the bowl, we see a noodle hanging from his face... it looks like a long moustache. Mantis snickers.]
阿宝 干嘛?
快螳螂 没事,你好像师傅。
[The rest start laughing. Po realizes he's wearing a noodle moustache. He plays it up, picking up a chopstick and pretending it's Shifu's staff.]
阿宝 [模仿师傅] 你绝对无法成为神龙大侠,除非你减掉两百公斤,还要每天刷牙!
[The Five laugh. Tigress, however, stays silent.]
阿宝 你再出什么怪声?我从来没听过!加油,熊猫,也许有一天...你也会长出像我一样的耳朵。
[This gag has the Five in near-hysterics. Suddenly, they stop laughing. Reveal Shifu has entered behind Po, who is still holding up the 'ears'. He is holding Oogway's staff, and has one heck of a scowl on his face.]
阿宝 [Normal] 耳朵。你觉得不好笑吗?我倒是觉得很好笑。
[Po looks at the stone-faced Five.]
金猴 师傅!
阿宝 这当然是师傅。装的不像吗?
[Gaping, Monkey points while Viper, Mantis, and Crane shift their eyes to something behind him. Po turns and finally sees Shifu standing there, doing a slow burn. In mortification and shock, he slaps the bowls to his chest.]
阿宝 噢噢...师傅!
[Po slurps up the noodle moustache and lowers his arms... the bowls stick to his chest like a bra. The Five burst out laughing.]
师傅 你把这当儿戏?残豹逃出大牢了,你们还在这里胡闹!
阿宝 什么?
师傅 他要来抢走神龙卷轴,而你是唯一能阻止他的人。
[The bowls fall off, and clatter on the floor. A beat as this sinks in... then Po starts to laugh.]
阿宝 哈哈,我还说你没有幽默感。要我去阻止...残豹...
[Shifu just stares at him, deadly serious.]
阿宝 你没说笑?我必须...乌龟大师会阻止他!他以前阻止过,现在也行。
师傅 [啪] 他不能! [He softens as he looks down at Oogway's staff.] 再也不行了。
[The Five look up in shock, realizing what this means. They are saddened by the news.]
师傅 我们唯一的希望就是神龙大侠。
悍娇虎 熊猫?
师傅 没错,就是熊猫!
[Tigress pushes the chair back as she stands up.]
悍娇虎 大师!让我们阻止残豹,这就是你训练我们的目的啊!
师傅 不!打败残豹不是你们的使命,是他的! [He dramatically points at Po... but Po is gone.] 他人呢?
[Outside, Po is screaming at the top of his lungs as he races down the stairs in total panic. He is almost to the top of the stairs leading down to the village when Shifu suddenly jumps in front of him out of nowhere. Po skids to a stop.]
师傅 你不能逃跑!真正的侠士绝不放弃!
阿宝 看着吧!
[He tries to maneuver around Shifu, but is redirected back.]
阿宝 帮帮忙,我怎么可能打败残豹?我连爬楼梯都吃不消。
师傅 你会打败他,因为你是神龙大侠。
[Shifu pokes Po in the belly with the staff, keeping him back.]
阿宝 连你也不相信。 [Shifu hits him again.] 你从来就不相信。从我来这里,你就一直想赶我走。
[Po attempts to maneuver again, but Shifu sweeps his legs from under him, causing him to fall on his back. Shifu points the staff at his face.]
师傅 对!我当初是这样。不过现在我要你相信你的师傅,就像我自己也开始相信。
阿宝 你才不是我的师傅。 [He shoves the staff away.] 我也不是神龙大侠。
师傅 那你干嘛不放弃?你知道我一直想赶你走,你却赖着打死不走。
阿宝 没错,我没走。
[Po gets to his feet.]
阿宝 我没走,因为每次你教训我、侮辱我,那的确伤了我的心。 [Shifu stares at him.] 但更让人伤心的是,每天浑浑噩噩混日子。
[Po pauses. Shifu is in a stunned silence.]
阿宝 我没走,因为,我以为如果有人可以改变我,能让我变得不像自己...那个人就是你!全中国最伟大的师傅!
师傅 我可以改变你,我可以让你变成神龙大侠!我现在做得到!
阿宝 少来!残豹就要来了。就算他花一百年才跑到这里。你要怎么做...才能让我这[大块呆]...成为神龙大侠?
[Shifu opens his mouth... and freezes.]
阿宝 你说啊,怎么做?怎么做?
[Shifu closes his mouth, still speechless.]
阿宝 怎么做啊?
师傅 我不知道!
[Shifu yells out the answer in frustration. Then he sighs deeply, realizing what this means.]
师傅 我真的不知道。
[Po's anger changes to sadness. He also sighs.]
阿宝 跟我想的一样。
[Shifu walks away, leaving the path open to Po.]
[Above them, Tigress stands in the moonlight on the edge of the palace roof. She has seen what just transpired between Shifu and Po. She turns away, a look of resolve on her face... and LEAPS. She flies through the air, towards the village in the valley below. At the last second, she slides down a pagoda roof and lands safely on the rooftop. She looks up at the horizon, then back up at the palace.]
悍娇虎 这就是我们练武的目的。
[She takes off across the rooftops. The other four are right behind her, having suspected what she would do.]
俏小龙 悍娇虎!
[Tigress looks back and sees that they have followed her. She keeps going and they give chase.]
悍娇虎 别想阻止我。
[The chase continues through the village.]
俏小龙 我们不是想阻止你!
悍娇虎 什么?
俏小龙 我们要跟你并肩作战!
[Then...the others join her. Monkey gives her a thumbs up. Tigress smiles. The Furious Five leap off into the night.
[Night dissolves to dawn. Shifu sits under the peach tree with Oogway's staff, deep in thoughy. He has probably been siting there all night.]
VOICE [Faintly in the distance.] Yah! Hai!
[Shifu stirs, his ears prick as he hears kung fu noises in the distance. He goes to investigate, going to the place you would usually expect to see kung fu: the Training Hall. Shifu looks inside... it's empty. The noises continue from somewhere else... the bunkhouse. Inside the bunkhouse, as Shifu turns the corner, he sees Po's shadow as he performs some amazing kung fu.]
[Entering the kitchen, Shifu finds Po punching through a cupboard door with his bare fist, coming out with food and proceeding to stuff his face. Seeing Shifu, he stops mid-munch.] In silence they eye each other. Shifu surveys the room... broken lock, smashed doors, unhinged cabinets... the supposedly useless panda has completely trashed the kitchen. Po belches, bringing Shifu's attention back to him.]
阿宝 [Annoyed and with his mouth full.] 干嘛?我心烦就会狂吃,知道吗?
[Shifu gets a glimmer in his eye. He has an idea.]
师傅 你不必解释。我以为你是金猴,他都把杏仁饼放在最上面。
[Shifu calmly exits and hides just outside the doorway, waiting to see if his hunch is correct. We see Po look to the shelf, smile, and sneak out of sight. KLUMP! KLONK! THUNK! Shifu rushes back inside and is amazed find Po perched atop the high shelves, jamming cookies from a jar into his mouth, his legs in a split. Shifu's disbelief turns into a wise smile. Po spots him and stops eating.]
阿宝 [Mouth full] 别向金猴告状。
[Shifu steps forward.]
师傅 看看你...
阿宝 我知道,你觉得我很恶心。
师傅 不,我在想你是怎么上去的?
阿宝 不晓得。我猜,我只是想吃饼干吧。
[He looks at the cookie and then can't help but eat it.]
师傅 但是你却一跳就跳到那么高,而且还会标准的一字功。
阿宝 这样吗?这只是... [Po's eyes widen as he begins to slip.] 一个意外。
[WHOOMP! Po slips and crashes to the kitchen floor. A cookie rolls over to Shifu. He picks it up.]
师傅 世上没有意外。跟我来。
[Po picks himself up from the pile of pans and stares as Shifu walks off.]
[High up in the Wudang Mountains, Shifu leads Po, who is weighed down with a large backpack and breathing hard, up a rocky path.]
阿宝 [气喘吁吁地] 我知道你要教我神奇的功夫,不过至少告诉我我们要去哪?
[Shifu just continues walking. Later, Shifu is sitting on a rock in front of a still pool, morning mist partially obscuring the immeditate area. Winded and wheezing, Po staggers his way next to Shifu, collapses to the ground and discards the backpack. Shifu breathes in the morning mist, his eyes closed, as Po crawls towards the pool in disbelief.]
阿宝 [气喘吁吁地] 你大老远把我拖来这里...就是要我洗澡?
[Sighing, Po begins to pat his armpits with water.]
师傅 熊猫,我们不会在圣泪池洗胳肢窝的。
[Po quickly stops. Realizing.]
阿宝 [In awe] 什么池?
[Shifu jumps off the rock as the mist begins to thin.]
师傅 是乌龟大师调气和修行的圣地。这里...是功夫的起源地。
[In pure amazement and disbelief, Po slaps a paw on his heart as the sunlight shines through and the camera pulls over them to reveal they are standing on rock shapes that resemble a yin yang symbol. As the camera pulls further out, it pulls back through a vision of a younger Oogway doing kung fu moves on a rock. FLASH FRAME—Shifu leaps atop one of that same rock and looks down at Po.]
师傅 你真想学功夫吗?
阿宝 [敬畏地] 是的!
师傅 那么,我就是你的师傅!
阿宝 太感人了!
[阿宝眼中涌出喜悦的泪水]
师傅 不要哭。
阿宝 [抽动了一下] 好的。
[阿宝擦了擦鼻子,笑了笑]
[师傅和阿宝在一片绿草如茵的空地上,面对面坐下]
师傅 当你只想着要学武功...你很差劲。
[阿宝的脸垮了下来]
师傅 不过也许这是我的错。 [阿宝抬头] 我不能用传统的方法教你,唯一的方法是借由食物点化你。
[师傅拿出一碗饺子]
阿宝 太棒了,我快要饿死了。
[他伸手去拿碗。师傅轻笑一声,把它拉到够不着的地方]
师傅 很好。等你练完功才能吃东西。
[阿宝皱着眉头看着师傅吃了个饺子]
师傅 开始练功吧。
[Po's training unfolds over the next several days... He does sit ups while dangling on a tree branch by his legs, a long drop below him and Shifu with a bowl of dumplings above: the branch snaps partially. Po nearly falls but manages to rescue the dumplings. Then the branch breaks and Po falls out of sight, while Shifu rescues the dumplings himself... Later, in a clearing, Shifu gives Po a bowl, but seconds later attacks him with a staff. Po manages to fend him off for three seconds before Shifu smashes the bowl...
[Later, in the grass field, Po lunges at Shifu for an elusive dumpling which the master keeps tossing out of his reach... Then Po is forced to do push ups above a bed of hot coals while attempting to reach a bowl of food with his tongue each time he lowered himself... Then Po and Shifu are standing on rocks while Po is balancing several bowls of soup on his body... Back in the clearing, Po sneaks towards a large pot. Shifu is nowhere in sight. Just as Po reaches into the pot with a bowl, Shifu leaps out of nowhere and attacks him with his staff. Po manages to block Shifu several times, but is unable to stop him from smacking the bowl from his paws. Balancing on the pot with his staff, Shifu proceeds to slurp the soup. Po tries to knock the staff from under him, but it smacks his nose and returns to its position.
[As his training progresses, Po steadily becomes efficient at kung fu, able to mimic Shifu's elaborate kung fu moves, push up with one finger, and block all of Shifu's attacks.]
[One day, Shifu sets a bowl of dumplings and two empty bowls on a boulder. He picks up a pair of chopsticks.]
师傅 你先吃,熊猫。
[阿宝停顿了一下,狐疑道]
阿宝 就这么简单?不做仰卧起坐?不跑山路?
师傅 我发誓会训练你,我也做过了。你可以吃包子。
[阿宝还是很疑惑,在师傅对面坐下。他小心翼翼地拿起一双筷子,夹起一个饺子]
师傅 请慢用。
[阿宝笑了笑,把饺子举到嘴边。嗖!师傅把饺子抢走,自己吃了起来]
阿宝 嘿!
师傅 我说你可以吃包子。吃呀?
[阿宝再次伸手。师傅跳过桌子,把饺子踢到空中]
阿宝 嘿!
[师傅吃掉了饺子,阿宝皱眉。两人对视]
师傅 你尽管来吃。
阿宝 才怪?
师傅 你行吗?
[Po and Shifu ready their chopsticks. Po slams the table and sends the bowl of dumplings airborne. Shifu jumps up and eats all of them except one. Back and forth, Po and Shifu spar, vying for the dumpling. Until there is only one Shifu tries every trick to keep the dumpling away from Po. He hides it underneath one of the bowls. As Shifu puts the other two bowls down, he turns the array of overturned bowls into a shell game, sliding the bowls around at top speed to hide the dumpling. When Shifu finished his hiding, Po found the right bowl.]
[Shifu uses his chopsticks as weapons to smack Po's chopsticks away. He attacks Po with his bamboo staff. But Po skillfully manages to best Shifu for the final dumpling, using his belly to bounce the dumpling away from Shifu and nab it in his chopticks.]
[Shifu smiles. Po has passed the final test. Shifu gestures silently... now Po is free to eat. But then Po tosses the dumpling into Shifu's open paw. Shifu looks up at him, surprised.]
阿宝 我不饿了。
[师傅笑着把饺子扔掉]
阿宝 师傅。 [他鞠躬]
[师傅和阿宝向彼此行礼]
[Meanwhile, the Five race toward the Thread of Hope, a rope bridge stretched between mountain peaks above a huge abyss shrouded in mist. Tai Lung is racing across the long bridge. Both sides stop at opposite ends of the last section of bridge, and eye each other. Tai Lung ROARS and races across the bridge towards the Five.]
悍娇虎 把吊桥砍断!
[The others slash at the ropes securing the bridge to the mountain. Tai Lung is almost upon them when Tigress cuts the final rope. But Tai Lung is too close—Tigress must launch herself into him, kicking him back. The two felines end up in the middle of the bridge just as it starts to tumble into the canyon below. The Five grab support ropes and hold on for dear life. While Tigress maintains a combative pose, Tai Lung casually leans on one of the ropes.]
残豹 神龙大侠在哪里?
悍娇虎 你怎么知道不是我?
[Tai Lung laughs.]
残豹 你把我当白痴吗?我知道你不是神龙大侠。你们都不是!
[Tigress growls, her bluff foiled. Her comrades exchange quick, worried looks. Tai Lung walks along the rope without effort.]
残豹 听说他带着火球从天而降。他是世上最伟大的功夫高手。
[The Five exchange quick, confused looks.]
金猴 阿宝?
残豹 原来他叫阿宝?我终于遇见可敬的对手了。我们的生死决战将成为传奇!
[Tigress charges at him. The battle begins. Tigress and Tai Lung exchange blows as they hang from the bridge. Tigress puts up a very good fight, but soon Tai Lung begins getting the upper hand.]
金猴 我们抓紧了。快去帮她。 [Crane and Viper hand over their ropes.]
[Tai Lung kicks Tigress, sending her slamming through dozens of board before stopping. While she is stunned, Tai Lung grabs the robes and twists them. The ropes close on Tigress's throat and she chokes. At that moment, Viper lunges at Tai Lung, which causes him to let go of the ropes. Tigress is freed, but plummets down into the gorge... but Crane manages to catch her. Viper wraps herself around Tai Lung's neck and wrist and punches him repeatedly with his own fist. Tai Lung manages to get a paw around Viper's 'throat'.]
俏小龙 [Choked] 金猴!
快螳螂 快去呀!
[Monkey hands over his rope and joins the battle, leaving Mantis to hold up the bridge and its occupants all by himself.]
快螳螂 我这是自找苦吃嘛?
[Monkey leaps into action, kicking Tai Lung in the chest away from Viper and sending him crashing onto the slats. Mantis groans as he fights to keep a hold of the ropes. Tai lung gets back to his feet and starts running back to them, switching between ropes. Crane flies up with Tigress dangling from his legs.]
悍娇虎 快螳螂!
[Mantis whips his end of the rope, sending a sine wave shooting toward Tai Lung. The rope whips Tai Lung in the face and he gets stunned. The Five see their chance.]
悍娇虎 出招!
[Working as a team, the Five kick Tai Lung's butt every which way. Then Crane wraps Tai Lung in one of the ropes, and Tigress finally slashes the last rope holding him up. He plummets down... down... disappearing into the mist. A distant crunch implies that he has crashed into the far mountain. Mantis whips his end of the rope, returning his buddies safely to the mountain. The Five look breathless, but relieved. But the relief is short-lived... Tigress notices that the other end of the bridge is circling the far mountain peak. Her eyes go wide with dread. The rope whips up. But Tai Lung isn't there. With a crash, he suddenly appears behind the Five. They whirl around, startled.]
残豹 大师把你们教得很好...
[Tai Lung strikes Monkey in the chest, who instantly freezes and collapses. The Five gasp in horror.]
残豹 不过他留了一手没教你们。
[Tai lung lunges toward the rest...]
[Later that day, Shifu and Po return from the mountains, entering the palace courtyard. Po has an easy spring in his step.]
师傅 你表现的很好,熊猫。
阿宝 表现得很好?只是很好?我超厉害!
[He swings his belly around and knocks Shifu off balance, though he quickly regainins his dignity.]
师傅 真正的英雄应该具备谦虚的美德。不过没错...你超...
[Shifu playfully punches Po in the side hard enough for him to stagger.]
师傅 ...厉害。
[Their chuckles falter when they hear an approaching flapping sound. An indistinct figure appears in the clouds behind them... it's Crane.]
阿宝 啊?
[Crane carries the five to the palace grounds, crashing in a heap. His paralysed comrades are scattered in the middle of the courtyard. Shifu is speechless.]
阿宝 大伙儿!
[Po throws his backpack aside and runs over to them.]
阿宝 他们都死了!不,还有呼吸。睡着了?但眼睛是睁开的...
[Crane is exhausted, his feathers ruffled.]
灵鹤 [气喘吁吁地] 我们敌不过他的点穴攻势。
师傅 他的武功又变强了。
[Shifu presses some pressure points on Mantis's chest, freeing him.]
阿宝 残豹?变强了?
[Shifu starts freeing Monkey while Po leans over them. Monkey releases suddenly from his paralysis... and delivers a punch to Po's head.]
金猴 他速度太快了! [He slowly realizes where he is.] 抱歉,阿宝。
[Shifu kneels before Tigress and works to free her. She revives with a gasp.]
悍娇虎 [羞愧地] 我们以为能阻止他。
师傅 你可以干掉你们。
快螳螂 但他没有?
师傅 因为你们的下场可以起吓阻作用。不过他心机白费了。
[当他这样说时,他解开俏小龙]
阿宝 但他有吓到我,至少一点。我害怕极了。
师傅 你可以打败他,熊猫!
阿宝 你在说笑吗? [在他周围,五人筋疲力尽,心里受到打击] 他们是盖世五侠,况且我只有一个人。
师傅 但你拥有一个绝无仅有的东西。
[阿宝睁大眼睛]
[Inside the Hall of Warriors, the Dragon Scroll rests in the mouth of the golden dragon on the ceiling. Po stares at Shifu... then looks up at the Scroll. Then back at Shifu...]
阿宝 你真的以为我准备好了吗?
师傅 你准备好了。阿宝。
[他们面面相觑。这是一个重要的时刻]
[Oogway's staff hangs in a rack surrounded by candles. Above the staff is a portrait of Oogway performing his usual Tai Chi beneath the peach tree. As Po and The Five stand by, Shifu carries the staff over to the reflecting pool. Shifu bows his head, then, eyes still closed, he raises the staff up above his head. Po and the others watch, expectantly. Then Shifu whirls the staff. The peach blossom petals rise in a flickering, spinning cloud up from the pool. The gentle tornado rises up around the ceiling carving that holds the Dragon Scroll. The petals loosen the scroll from the dragon's mouth and it falls. At the last second, Shifu reaches out with the staff to catch the scroll on the end of it. He turns to Po, holding it out.]
师傅 看仔细...神龙卷轴...它是你的了。
[阿宝伸手去拿卷轴,但忽然停了下来]
阿宝 等一下。我读了会怎样?
师傅 无人知晓。根据传说,你能听见蝴蝶飞舞的微声。
阿宝 真的?好酷。
师傅 没错。还能看见万丈深渊的微光。宇宙万物的动静,你都会有所感应。
阿宝 [过度兴奋] 我能单拳穿墙?以及飞檐走壁吗?可以隐形吗...
师傅 专心...专心。
阿宝 好。
师傅 读完它,然后达成你的使命。读完它,然后成为...神龙大侠。
阿宝 (满怀期待地接过卷轴)
[阿宝接过卷轴。然后他抓住管子,试图把顶部从上面拉下来。它并没有被拧开。他紧张起来。]
阿宝 超难开的...
[他又紧张了。他试图咬开它...]
阿宝 好紧喔...
[师傅伸出爪子。阿宝把卷轴递给他。师傅毫不费力地卷轴拿出,然后递回阿宝]
阿宝 谢了。我刚刚已经松开它了...好,我要看了。
[阿宝开始展开卷轴,金色的光芒沐浴在他的脸上。师傅为见证历史而兴奋...金光打在阿宝打开卷轴时的脸上...然后...]
阿宝 啊!
[师傅和五侠吓了一跳。阿宝看起来有些惊恐]
阿宝 是空白的。
师傅 什么?
阿宝 你自己看。
[阿宝试图给师傅看卷轴。师傅捂着眼睛,把头转开]
师傅 我不能看!不,怎么可能...
[但他控制不住自己。他瞄了一眼,然后他把卷轴从阿宝身上抢了过来。他把它转过来,然后倒过来。他合上它,又打开它,惊讶不已]
师傅 空白的?我不了解。
[师傅转身离开,沉思着。这意味着什么?与此同时,阿宝深感失望]
阿宝 我知道了...乌龟大师可能老人痴呆了。
师傅 不,大师的智慧无人能及。
阿宝 少来,面对事实吧。他是意外挑中我的,我才不是神龙大侠。我在骗谁啊...
[阿宝重重地坐在地板上,沮丧不已]
悍娇虎 那谁能打败残豹呢?
灵鹤 他无恶不作,赶尽杀绝。
[师傅低头凝视着 Moon Pool 中的倒影良久,然后将卷轴放回容器中,封存起来。当他转身时,他看起来出奇的平静]
师傅 不。
[师傅将卷轴递给阿宝]
师傅 为了和平谷的安危,你们必须保护村民不受残豹威胁。
悍娇虎 那您呢?
师傅 我会跟他对决。
[阿宝盯着他]
阿宝 什么?
师傅 我可以抵挡他够久,让大家来得及逃走。
阿宝 可是师傅,他会杀死你。
师傅 这样我也能弥补过错了。
[五侠和阿宝懵了]
师傅 徒儿们,挺好。现在开始你们要自立自强了。能当你们的师傅,我感到很骄傲。
[师傅向他们敬礼,他们也照做了。师傅转身离开,阿宝伤心欲绝。灵鹤走上前,好心地用翅膀把阿宝和师傅拉开了距离。阿宝反抗了片刻,然后不甘地与五侠离开了]
[那天晚上,五侠来到楼梯底部,村民们已经争先恐后地走出山谷]
悍娇虎 我们必须确保大家安全离开。
[金猴抱起一个小孩子]
金猴 小弟弟,我们一起去找妈咪。 [跳走]
悍娇虎 俏小龙,集合南边的农民。快螳螂,北边。灵鹤,引导大家。
[悍娇虎递给灵鹤一盏灯笼,他们分头开始帮助村民撤离。阿宝孤身一人。他慢慢地穿过繁华的小镇。当他经过时,两头试图把石龙带走的猪发现了他。]
J.R. 肖 [怀疑地] 看,是神龙大侠。
[阿宝在走近面馆时瞥了一眼猪。在里面,平先生正在收拾行李]
阿宝 嗨,老爸。
平先生 阿宝!
[他看到阿宝,赶紧过来搂着儿子。阿宝弯下腰来回应这个拥抱,平先生拉开了,把围裙系在阿宝的腰上。]
平先生 很高兴你回来了,儿子。
[平先生回去收拾东西了。]
阿宝 [无精打采地] 我也很高兴回来。
平先生 我们走吧,阿宝。
[平先生费劲地拉着装满物品的推车,阿宝帮他扛过。他们俩都离开了面店,可能要永远离开了。阿宝回头看了一眼翡翠宫]
平先生 我们的下一家店,我想要推出蔬菜什锦面,蔬菜不切成丝。
[平先生走着,没有意识到阿宝正在放慢脚步。]
平先生 我还打算,改装一下厨房,让你的体型能活动自如。你开心吗?
[他转过身,注意到阿宝停下了。他同情地走回儿子身边。]
平先生 阿宝,我很遗憾,你没能如愿。或许这就是你的命。
[阿宝靠在推车上]
平先生 阿宝,别胡思乱想了。你注定成为,面条世家的传人。就连血液里都流着面汤。
阿宝 我不确定,老爸。说实话,我有时很怀疑我真的是你的儿子吗?
[平先生吃了一惊]
平先生 阿宝...我想时候到了,我要告诉你一些你早该知道的事。
阿宝 [抬起头来] 好吧。
[平先生戏剧性地停顿了一下]
平先生 我的祖传秘方煲汤的祖传秘方。
[阿宝假装很兴奋]
阿宝 噢...
平先生 祖传秘方是...什么都不加。
[阿宝吃了一惊]
阿宝 什么?
平先生 你听到了,什么都不加!根本没有所谓的祖传秘方!
阿宝 等等,只是清汤面?你没有加任何佐料吗?
平先生 不需要。想要东西与众不同,你必须相信它是与众不同的。
[阿宝恍然大悟地看着父亲。他拿起卷轴,低头看着金色的反光表面。阿宝盯着卷轴上的倒影看了一会儿,然后瞪大了眼睛。他现在明白了]
阿宝 根本没有所谓的祖传秘方。
[阿宝看了看一脸迷茫的父亲,然后回头看了看雷云汇聚的翡翠宫]
[At the top of the stairs outside the Hall of Warriors, Shifu looks upon the valley, awaiting his fate. In the valley below, the lights from the evacuation make their way out of the valley. In a blink of Shifu's eyes, Tai Lung appears before him.]
残豹 我回家了,师傅。
师傅 这不是你家。我也不再是你的师傅。
残豹 对哦,你收了个新爱徒。你的高徒阿宝在哪里? [轻笑] 我把他吓跑了吗?
师傅 这是你和我的决斗。
残豹 原来如此... [残豹背过身来]
师傅 没错,就是这样。 [摆出迎战姿势]
[残豹回头看着他...然后发动了攻击。两人开始战斗。残豹一拳打穿翡翠宫的门。师傅很快回过神来,面对他以前的徒弟。残豹进来了,他的脸上只有愤怒]
残豹 你心太软,害得我蹲了20年苦窑。
师傅 尊师重道绝不是软弱的表现。
残豹 你明知道我就是神龙大侠。你一直都知道。
[Dissolve to FLASHBACK. In the Hall of Warriors, Shifu presents Tai Lung to Master Oogway. Both a slightly younger Tai Lung and Shifu look expectant. Oogway gives Shifu a look. Shifu is dismayed.]
残豹 但乌龟说不是时,你做了什么?你有替我说话吗?
[残豹看向师傅,师傅避开他的眼睛。过去在眼前闪过]
残豹 没有!
师傅 你不是神龙大侠!那不是我的错!
残豹 [愤怒地看着师傅] 不是你的错?
[残豹被激怒了。他打翻神器,朝师傅扔去]
残豹 是谁让我满脑子都是梦想?是谁逼我练功练到断筋碎骨?是谁害我当不成神龙大侠?
[师傅躲开攻击。泰隆朝他扔出一把剑,师傅巧妙化解,把它重新固定在地板上]
师傅 我从来都没有权力决定!
[Tai Lung growls and leaps for the next artefact. He pauses as recognises Oogway's staff. Realising what this means, he picks it up and faces Shifu.]
残豹 现在你有权力决定了。
[被激怒的师傅终于开始进攻了。然而不敌残豹,被残豹用手杖掐住了他的喉咙]
残豹 把神龙卷轴给我!
师傅 我宁死也不给!
[They struggle for a beat until finally, the staff snaps in half. Shifu looks back at the pieces and a flutter of peach tree petals fly by. Caught off guard, Shifu gets kicked by Tai Lung into the wall. Shifu leaps from column to column, pursued by Tai lung. Shifu eventually jumps to the rafters and Tai Lung follows and sends them both crashing through the roof. Lightning flashes. Grappling in mid-air, Shifu briefly gets the upper hand before Tai Lung gets his paws around Shifu's throat as they crash back through the roof. They kick apart. Shifu crashes into a column, falls to the floor and lands hard. Tai Lung bounces off the wall, knocking a lantern to the floor. Blue flames go everywhere. Tai Lung's arms are aflame as he charges at Shifu with a roar. Shifu struggles to block his punches.]
残豹 我练功是为了,让你,以我为荣!师傅,告诉我你以我为荣!告诉我!告诉我!
[THOOM! A fiery punch sends Shifu skidding across the floor and crashing against the reflecting pool. The flames extinguish and Tai Lung stalks forward. Shifu weakly lifts himself slightly.]
师傅 [虚弱地] 我...一直都以你为荣。从一开始,我就是...
[残豹停下脚步]
师傅 但就是这一点,也让我看不清真相...我太溺爱你了,看不出你的转变。我...把你宠成了一个大坏蛋...我很抱歉...
[残豹犹豫了一下。过了好一会儿...残豹的表情又冷了下来。他一把掐住师傅的喉咙]
残豹 我不要你道歉...我要神龙卷轴!
[他把师傅举到天花板上。残豹抬头看向卷轴...但那里空无一物]
残豹 什么?卷轴在哪里!
[残豹将师傅重重地摔在地上,石头裂开]
师傅 [被勒住] 卷轴早就被神龙大侠带走了... [咳嗽] 你永远得不到神龙卷轴。 [残豹伸出鞘爪] 你永远...都得不到...
[师傅开始昏倒。残豹咆哮一声,准备使出最后一击。突然...]
阿宝(画外音) 嘿!
[残豹转过头来,发现阿宝正站在门口,喘着粗气]
阿宝 [气喘吁吁] 爬楼梯累死了...
[残豹看着他]
残豹 你是谁?
阿宝 老兄,我是神龙大侠... [大声喘气] 呃...
[残豹不可置信地看着他]
残豹 你?他? [对师傅说着,然后把他抛开] 他是一只熊猫。 [对阿宝说] 你是一只熊猫。你能怎样,大块头?坐在我身上吗?
阿宝 别惹毛我。我手上有...这个!
[阿宝拿出神龙卷轴]
阿宝 想要吗?来拿啊。
[残豹从无形中窜出,一拳打在阿宝的肚子上,抓住了阿宝掉下来的卷轴]
残豹 终于等到这一刻。
[Po bounces off a nearby pillar and slams back into Tai Lung, sending him flying into a column. Tai Lung recovers, astonished. Surprised that he had actually landed a blow, Po puts on a brave face and strikes a pose. Tai Lung charges at him on all fours. Po turns to run.]
阿宝 [Slow-mo] 啊...哇...
[Tai Lung quickly catches up and they both sail off the palace steps. Po clings to the scroll as Tai Lung delivers a punch and sends him crashing onto the arena rooftops below and bouncing off into a tree. Tai Lung roars and pounces; Po rolls down off a tree and uses the recoil to whip back and smash Tai Lung. He briefly skids across the rooftop and comes right back at Po. He knocks Po down the long flight of stairs, and chases after him.]
残豹 卷轴是我的!
[Down the stairs, Po and Tai Lung grapple for the scroll. Po is oblivious to the effects of crashing down stairs and in slow motion, his voluminous butt presses down on Tai Lung's head. As they crash through the gateway to the village the scroll is knocked loose. Po is separated from Tai Lung and crashes into a noodle cart. Tai Lung goes for the scroll but Po snatches it away using a noodle lasso. The scroll flies towards him and bounces off his head. Tai Lung leaps for it, but Po grabs his tail and pulls him back down onto a cart which see-saws Po into the air. In mid-air, Po slurps the noodle.]
[Up and over the rooftops, Po lands in a grove of bamboo trees and into a nearby wok shop. The scroll lands inside a lantern, tumbles out and rolls to a stop in the street. As Tai Lung makes his move on the scroll, Po sents a wok into his face, and turns the array of overturned woks into a shell game, sliding the woks around at top speed to hide the scroll.]
阿宝 看招!
[Tai Lung growls. He knocks the woks away and exposes the scroll.]
阿宝 呃啊!
[Po uses his bamboo stilts to block Tai Lung as tries to grab the scroll. The leopard swipes out the stilts and grabs the scroll... bringing Po down on top of him as the scroll is knocked out his paws and rolls down the street. Po gets thrown into a fireworks booth as Tai Lung chases down the scroll. Then...]
阿宝 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!
[Po comes speeding up on the cart, propelled by a motherlode of fireworks. He slams through Tai Lung, grabs the scroll... and crashes into a rock wall. The scroll flies out of his paw and lands in the mouth of an ornamental rooftop dragon. He looks back at Tai Lung, who sees where the scroll has landed and restarts his pursuit. Via the magic of cookie- vision (He envisions the scroll as a cookie), Po effortlessly scales the building. Tai Lung is shocked.]
残豹 他练就无极神功!不!
[Enraged, he takes a giant leap and kicks the wall of the building, causing it to crumble. Po struggles to reach the scroll as he is chased by Tai lung, though manages to keep the leapord at bay by kicking dozens of roof tiles into his face. Amazingly, Po skips across the falling roof tiles to reach the scroll in mid-air and grabs it... just as Tai Lung leaps up behind him and unleashes a punishing blow that sends Po smashing into the ground outside Mr Ping's noodle shop. As Tai Lung lands, he delivers a final devastating punch, sending up a huge mushroom cloud.]
[As the dust settles, Tai Lung is looming over a stunned Po in the impact crater. He picks up the scroll. He relishes at having the secret to limitless power in his grasp at last.]
残豹 终于...神龙卷轴的力量是属于我的!
[He opens the scroll... and his triumph turns to horror as he stares at the blank surface.]
残豹 什么都没写!
[Po slowly gets to his feet, wincing.]
阿宝 别难过。我刚拿到时也看不明白。
残豹 [不可置信地] 什么?
阿宝 没有所谓的卷轴。
[残豹愤怒地扔下卷轴。阿宝低头看着卷轴,凝视着自己的倒影]
阿宝 关键存乎于一心。
[残豹看着卷轴...然后咆哮着冲向阿宝]
残豹 啊!
阿宝 啊!
[Tai Lung strikes Po's nerve points in a last effort borne out of frustration. Po collapses to the ground... and begins giggling. Tai Lung looks down at his paw in confusion and strikes Po again. And again... and again... Po's body fat is keeping Tai Lung's nerve attack from having any effect except to tickle him.]
阿宝 不,别闹了!我快尿出来。不要,不要,不要!
[Frustrated, Tai lung delivers a double-fisted punch to Po's belly. The shockwave ripples through Po's entire body and his arms come back and strike Tai Lung, sending the leopard crashing back into the noodle shop. Po looks at his paws, amazed at what he just did.]
[Tai Lung rises from the rubble and runs at Po again. But Po strikes back, using an unorthodox panda-style technique, even getting Tai Lung to chomp down on his own tail. Po gives Tai Lung a butt bump that sends him crashing into a building. Tai Lung emerges and now really mad, attempts one more lunge at Po. But Po prepares... and Tai Lung is swiftly met by Po's IRON BELLY! He is launched into the air and disappears into the clouds. Po waits... and waits... until finally, Tai Lung reappears in the sky and crashes into the ground.]
[Tai Lung climbs out the leopard shaped hole, battered, but still defiant. He staggers toward Po.]
残豹 [Heavy breathing] 你...打不赢我的...你只不过是...只又大又胖的熊猫!
[Tai Lung lunges at Po one last time... SCHWING! Po grabs his finger. Tai Lung's eyes go wide.]
阿宝 我不是普通的胖熊猫。我乃独一无二的大胖熊猫。
[阿宝的小指弹出来。残豹大声喘气]
残豹 无锡碎骨指!
阿宝 你知道这一招?
残豹 少来,你在唬我。你在唬我!师傅不可能教你。
阿宝 他是没教我。 [残豹看上去好像还有一丝希望] 我无师自通的。 [残豹的眼睛瞪大了]
[阿宝放下了他的小指...]
阿宝 看招!
[An explosion of golden, rippling energy flows through the Valley of Peace, sweeping past the Furious Five and the fleeing villagers. Astonished, they look toward the village in the distance.]
[Sometime later, the villagers return to the village, which has been englulfed in a cloud of golden dust. Then one of the pig villagers spots a figure in the distance.]
K.G. 肖 哇!是神龙大侠。
[Approaching the crowd is an onbscured figure who looks very much like the warrior from Po's dream. When he nears, we see that it is Po: his hat is an upside down wok and his scarf is a torn apron. Po coughs, and removes the apron. The villagers stare at Po for a moment... then CHEER the Dragon Warrior. Po's father emerges from the crowd as the villager try and fail to lift Po on their shoulders.]
平先生 那是我的孩子!那个大块头的功夫大侠是我的儿子!
[父子俩跑到对方身边,互相拥抱]
阿宝 谢了,老爸。
[The wok falls off Po's head and rolls on the ground until Mantis appears in frame and stops it. The rest of the Five are with him. They are no longer staring at him with disdain. Po takes notice.]
阿宝 大伙儿。
[悍娇虎走上前去]
悍娇虎 大师。
[悍娇虎鞠了一躬,然后对阿宝笑了笑。她的同伴和村民紧随其后]
全体 大师。
阿宝 [谦虚,但暗自高兴] 大师? [然后,好像想起来什么...] 师傅!
[Po races past the villagers toward the Jade Palace. He climbs the steps. Then more steps. Po arrives breathless at the Jade Palace. Shifu is still lying in the scroll room, his eyes closed. Po rushes to his side.]
阿宝 大师!师傅!师傅!你没事吧?
师傅 [虚弱地睁开眼睛] 阿宝。你没死? [绝望地] 还是我们都死了?
阿宝 不,大师,我没死。我打败残豹了。
师傅 [惊讶地] 真的?
[阿宝微笑着点点头。师傅微笑着,内心充满了平静]
师傅 哇...乌龟大师说的没错...你是神龙大侠...你为这里带来了平静...也为我带来平静...谢谢...谢谢...阿宝...谢谢...谢谢...
[师傅闭上眼睛,然后一动不动了。阿宝盯着他看了好一会儿,开始被吓坏了]
阿宝 不,大师!不,别死!师傅,你别死!
[师傅的眼睛忽然睁开]
师傅 我没死啦,你这笨...呃,我指,神龙大侠... [师傅闭上眼睛,安详地笑着] 我只是...心静了...总算能静心了。
阿宝 [松了一口气] 所以,我该闭嘴吗?
师傅 最好。
[阿宝在师傅旁边躺下。师父和阿宝并排躺着。然后阿宝开始坐立不安,好像想对师傅说些什么,但发现有些难以启齿。他张了张嘴,刚像是要说话,却又止住了。他又踟蹰了一会儿,最后...]
阿宝 要去吃些东西吗?
[师傅睁开眼睛,深深地叹了口气。他想了一会儿,然后...]
师傅 好吧。
[剧终]